I'm Not Retired I'm a Professional Grandma Hoodie or Tee
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She didn't retire, she got promoted. This hoodie or ladies tee says "I'm Not Retired, I'm a Professional Grandma" in vintage-worn letters under a retro striped sunset. It's a funny, feel-good pick for a retirement party, birthday or the grandma who's busier than ever.
Design Details
- Retro striped sunset in teal, cream, gold and orange
- Vintage-worn lettering
- Funny retirement saying
Fit and Sizing
- Ladies Tee: classic cotton, semi-fitted ladies cut
- Hoodie (+$25): cozy unisex cotton-blend pullover with a relaxed fit (ladies may want to size down)
Colours: Azalea, Black, Dark Heather, Light Pink, Navy, Sport Grey, White. Sizes S to 3XL.
Fabric and Care
- Tee: soft classic cotton. Hoodie: warm cotton-blend fleece with front pouch pocket
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron on the print
Why It Makes a Great Gift
A fun, cozy gift for birthdays, Mother's Day, Christmas or just because. Designed and made in Calgary, Alberta.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I get it as a hoodie or a t-shirt?
Yes. Choose Ladies Tee ($30) or Hoodie ($55) in the Style menu on this page.
How does the ladies tee fit?
It's semi-fitted with a feminine shape. For a looser fit, go up one size.
Classic cotton ladies t-shirt with a semi-fitted, feminine cut.
- Soft classic cotton
- Semi-fitted ladies shape
- Cap sleeves
- Crew neck
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Size | 4/6 | 8/10 | 12/14 | 16/18 | 18/20 | 20/22 |
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